Here is a list of various quotes I enjoy...
"Yes, madam, I once ate a pea."
"Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One must eat muffins quite calmly, it is the only way to eat them."
"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people."
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.”
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
"Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true."
"How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.”
“I'm religiously opposed to religion.”
"Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of marsupials?"
Luigi: Mario, we're-a losing!
Mario: It's-a time to use-a the blue tortoise shell, no?
Luigi: Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard.
- Robot Chicken
Remus: "Oh, Umbridge! That book is, like 1000 years old; it still refers to Dementors as Ringwraiths."
Umbridge: "So, you're saying you're smarter than whoever wrote this book? You're smarter than Merlin??"
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"Yeah, noses don't sparkle, so what are they there for?" - Mecque
"Artificial impregnation...?" - Myself
"Not a lotta whole lotta." - Zachary and Myself
"You never fall, you never don't fall... off the cliff."
- Michello on the level of suspense on Lost
"... It also helped that she [Maintenon] weighed 300 lbs and that she constantly beat the crap out of him [Louis XIV]."
- My grandfather on how Mme de Maintenon turned Louis XIV monogamous